I want a Harley-Davidson for Christmas!

 

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In the spirit of the Holidays, I thought I’d let you know what is on my list for the Big Guy. Not a very creative rendition, but I think I get my point across nicely. Might I add, Hot Pink Sparkles would be even better than the red seen in the picture? Hint. Hint. I’ve been an awful good girl this year, Santa, Baby. I love my 1200 Custom but something a little different would be nice. Santa, got a Street Bob in there for me??

I want a Harley-Davidson for Christmas

Sung to the tune of “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas” by Gayle Peevey

I want a Harley-Davidson for Christmas
Only a Harley-Davidson will do
Don’t want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a Harley-Davidson to play with and enjoy

I want a Harley-Davidson for Christmas
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring it to the front door, that’s the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a Harley sitting there

I want a Harley-Davidson for Christmas
Only a Harley-Davidson will do
No make-up bags, no shiny high heeled shoes,
I only like Harley-Davidsons
And Harleys like me too

There’s lots of room for it in our two-car garage
I’d keep it there and wash it there and give it a massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a Harley sitting there

I want a Harley-Davidson for Christmas
Only a Harley-Davidson will do
No fancy-schmancy purses or expensive hair-do goo,
I only like Harley-Davidsons
And Harleys like me too!

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Easiest way to shred chicken-ever!

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Now, doesn’t that look wonderful?? So I have been shredding chicken by hand since I don’t know when. While I am extremely book smart, I have about 2 ounces of common sense to my whole being so I never really thought to ask or try another way. And then! I found this! How absolutely perfect and very time saving! Here’s how to make a 30 minute chicken shredding project into a 5 minute one. (Ok, times aren’t accurate and don’t make fun of me if this is how EVERYONE does it because there has GOT to be someone out there with a dim bulb like mine who could benefit from this information!!)

1. Cook your chicken like you normally would. I boiled it up. Kind of chewy because of this but its cool. Just cook it like the recipe calls for and don’t pay me any attention.

2. Take your cooked (and still hot) chicken out of the pan and stick it in your mixer. I stuck all 6 breasts into my Kitchenmaid and latched down the top. Turn it on. I turned it on the lowest setting because I figured that’s all you needed. I walked away, turned the TV on in the living room, walked back and Voila! That picture is what I saw!

Seriously, why did I not ask or research this earlier??